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“How?” asked the staring Professor. “Why?”
“Because I am afraid of him,” said Syme; “and no man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid.”

- G.K. Chesterton, The Man Who Was Thursday

Jacob Bacharach observed something on his blog the other day that prompted a reminiscence of my own: my lingering fondness for Catholic novelists. G.K. Chesterton, Graham Greene, C.S. Lewis, Walker Percy, Tim Powers, Walter M. Miller: I could pick up any of the novels of theirs I own and read them again today, for unexamined pleasure, no matter how many times I’ve read the book I pick*. They’ve survived for me, while the catechism has dwindled.

Why is that? Part of it involves the gentle wit of their style. Maybe they’re all cribbing Chesterton and Lewis, condemning the excesses of the secular world with sardonicism and a touch of smugness. A more savage satire would be off-putting, given its source, and that sort of bitterness gets tiring in heavy doses. It speaks to the snob in me, the man who’s been affecting world weariness for half his life, and it makes me feel like less of a boor for doing it.

the-man-who-was-thursday Part of it likely involves their flavor of mid-century Catholicism. Late 20th-century readers, familiar with the Church of Rome only through encyclicals and headlines, wouldn’t recognize Catholicism the way it’s portrayed at the Order of Leibowicz or on Malacandra. It admits that, no, faith doesn’t make a great deal of sense, but what in secula seculorum does? Given the last century’s few benighted attempts at letting the intellectuals run the show, I can’t deny the appeal. There’s something Byronic in that doomed romanticism, something existentialist in the willingness to push on even in the absence of reason. The new atheists have yet to achieve such sentiment, anyway.

“One word. All you’ve been saying is quite right, I shouldn’t wonder. I’m a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won’t deny any of what you said. But there’s one thing more to be said, even so. Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things – trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that’s a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We’re just babies making up a game, if you’re right. But four babies playing a game can make a playworld which licks your real world hollow. That’s why I’m going to stand by the play-world. I’m on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t any Aslan to lead it. I’m going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn’t any Narnia. So, thanking you kindly for our supper, if these two gentlemen and the young lady are ready, we’re leaving your court at once and setting out in the dark to spend our lives looking for Overland. Not that our lives will be very long, I should think; but that’s a small loss if the world’s as dull a place as you say.”

- C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair

The third part, of course, is nostalgia.

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* Which isn’t to say I’m oblivious to their flaws: Chesterton’s tendency to pass paradox off as wisdom, Lewis’s bogus apologia, and so forth.

Dec
31
Posted by Perich at 7:00 am

A good friend complained that I never update this blog anymore. So let me recycle some content from Goodreads and cover some highlights of the 50 books I read in 2012.

Best Sci-Fi/Fantasy: The Half-Made World, Felix Gilman. One of the most fresh, original fantasies I’ve read in years, and with an ingenious style as well. Gilman’s fantasy one-off of the American West is colorful, entertaining, and vivid. He dispenses with the pretentious language common to fantasy writers and, in doing so, packs an epic level of exploration into a modest tome. Loses a bit of narrative momentum in the final act, but the setting remains so fascinating and the characters so believable in their desperation that the pages keep turning.
Honorary Mention: The Magicians (Lev Grossman), Scorch (Gina Damico), Twenty Palaces (Harry Connolly)

Best Literary Fiction (tie): Bel Canto, Ann Patchett. A beautifully composed story, packed with a fascinating yet immensely believable cast of characters, full of gentle humor and romantic spirit. Patchett’s writing, and her ability to handle multiple viewpoints with fidelity, gives the story an epic scope, despite the fact that it takes place entirely in one house over the course of five months. Add in just a touch of magical realism – although, really, not much more than in any of Patchett’s novels – and you have a tale about bonds forged under hardship, connections that transcend the spoken word, the eternal power of hope, and love.

Best Literary Fiction (tie): A Visit from the Goon Squad, Jennifer Egan. Everything a modern novel should be: funny, moving, full of detail, light in language, laden with themes without being obvious, and above all free of pretense. It’s a story of social networks, both in the modern Facebook sense and in the original “friends of friends” sense. It’s also a story of family, love, self-consciousness, terrible people rationalizing their behavior, and rock ‘n roll.
Honorary Mention: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union (Michael Chabon), State of Wonder (Ann Patchett), The Corrections (Jonathan Franzen)

Best Non-Fiction (Memoir): Decoded, Jay-Z. The definitive guide to hip-hop culture. This isn’t just an intensive look at the lyrical process and colorful history of Shawn Carter – though it would be worth it for that alone. It’s also a ground-level view of street life in America, from the corners of Marcy Projects to the curbs of Trenton to center stage at Madison Square Garden. Jay-Z writes with the efficiency and skill that you’d expect from a world class rhymer. An eye-opening book and a key to understanding the culture that one third of America lives.
Honorable Mention: Ball Four (Jim Bouton), The Manhattan Project (Cynthia Kelly)

Best Non-Fiction (Instructional/Informational): Facing Violence: Preparing for the Unexpected, Rory Miller. One of the most instructive, provocative books I’ve ever read. Recommended without qualification for anyone who wants to know how to get out of a fight. This is NOT a book packed with martial arts techniques (there are a handful, none dwelt on for more than a few pages). This is not a book about how to win every fight you come across. Rather, this is a book about the few seconds before a fight: how you can recognize that a fight is brewing and, most importantly, how you can avoid it. That alone justifies the purchase price.

If you need any more convincing: I’ve been studying and teaching martial arts for twelve years. Halfway through this book, I started recognizing things I’ve done wrong. In practice, in real fights, in my own mindset. This book was an eye-opener.
Honorable Mention: Debt: The First 5000 Years (David Graeber), Let’s Get Digital (David Gaughran), The Cult of the Presidency (Gene Healy)

Best Thriller/Mystery: The Affair, Lee Child. After the disappointment of 61 HOURS, a brilliant return to form. This is another flashback Jack Reacher episode (shortly after THE ENEMY, immediately before THE KILLING FLOOR). Reacher is thrust into an impossible mystery with a variety of forces arrayed against him. Smart, sexy, fast-paced and bloody. (My only complaint is that he used the genre trope of ending a chapter on a cliffhanger that he immediately resolved on the next page. More than once. That’s cheap, Child)

Unsung Hero: The Sisters Brothers, Patrick deWitt. A brutal, absurd, existentialist Western, in the style of Cormac McCarthy’s BLOOD MERIDIAN but with more humor. Charlie and Eli Sisters are the deadliest killers on the West Coast, a pair of gunmen who feud – and who defend each other – as only brothers can. DeWitt’s dry, dark style yanks you around between sympathizing with these scamps and recoiling at their casual capacity for murder, which is of course the point. Recommended for all fans of McCarthy, the Coen Brothers, or truly dark comedy.
Honorable Mention: Everything I Tell You is a Lie (Fingers Murphy), The Dirty Parts of the Bible (Sam Torode)

Biggest Disappointment: The Magician King: A Novel (The Magicians), Lev Grossman. I loved THE MAGICIANS (Lev Grossman’s first book in this series) because of its tone of detached, ironic cynicism. It never took the genre of magical schoolkids too seriously – in fact, Grossman went a long way toward deconstructing the genre. The magical school was very trying; grown-up wizards were bratty and gossipy; the magical quests were brutal and tiring. And the moral of the story, that the first barrier to happiness often lies within oneself, was solid.

THE MAGICIAN KING squanders most of that good ground.

For one, Quentin, protagonist of the first book, has not matured much since. Watching Quentin miss things about himself and his friends that were obvious to everyone else was entertaining in the first book (unreliable narrator!); in the second, it’s just tiresome.

For another, not only does Grossman apparently take the hallmarks of the Heroic Journey seriously this time around, so does every other character in the story. Not only that, they all comment on it with an arch knowingness that gets instantly old. More than once a character observes that they are on a quest, and so this must be time for that next part of the quest, etc. This is also peppered with that sort of smug, exacting, pop cultural tangentialism that only Joss Whedon can pull off (and I’m not the biggest Whedon fan, so you can tell how much I liked this).

For all of this, I was willing to give the book a pass. But the sections of Julia’s backstory were unrelentingly creepy. Every female character in the story gets objectified to some extent – the author letting you know exactly how sexy you should find them, in no uncertain terms – but Julia’s experience is the worst. Not only is it seedy, but it wallows in its seediness. And just when you think things can’t get any worse for her, they get disgustingly bad.

The overall quest that Quentin is unwittingly set on is an afterthought, tacked on as an excuse. What saves this book, somewhat, are Grossman’s gift of invention and capacity for keeping the pages turning. But I can’t honestly recommend it, unless you can stomach hyper-literacy substituting for wit and unpleasant sexualization more than I can.
Dishonorable Mentions: The Wise Man’s Fear (Patrick Rothfuss), Switchflipped (Greg Stolze), Bleeding Hearts (Ian Rankin), The Mongoliad (everyone, apparently)

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That’s this year’s list. You can check out the entries for 2011, 2010, 2009, or 2008 if you’re hungry for more.

Feb
23
Posted by Perich at 7:00 am

I didn’t think I made 50 books in 2011, but Goodreads tells me I pulled it off. Goodreads also makes it immensely easy to export my ratings into a .csv file, and that greatly simplified the year-end roundup.

Best Nonfiction: A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century, Barbara Tuchman. The most detailed, accessible and enjoyable history of the 14th century – and of medieval Europe – one could ever hope to read. Dense with detail, but also full of Tuchman’s mild irony and a real sense of having been present.
Runner-Up: War, Sebastian Junger.

Best Inspirational Nonfiction: Quitter: Turning Your Job into a Dream and your Dream into a Job, Jonathan Acuff. Acuff doesn’t give you a book full of checklists, worksheets and exercises. What he gives instead is clear entertaining prose that makes clear he’s been in the same place you are. He recounts all the same fears that you’re having right now (I highlighted more passages in this book than I do in most others) and explains how to live with them. This isn’t a manual; it’s a philosophy.
Runner-Up: Read This Before our Next Meeting, Al Pittampili.

Best Literary Fiction: Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison. Not just an important novel, but also a genuinely good novel, too – a page-turner, an engrossing adventure, a deep look inside one lonely man’s struggle for identity. Full of wit, passion and arresting imagery. Highest recommendation.
Runner-Up: The Magician’s Assistant, Ann Patchett.

Best Thriller / Mystery / Suspense: The Keepsake, Tess Gerritsen. Gerritsen writes better thrillers than anyone on the market today. The pacing cracks right along. The tension keeps mounting – I was reading this on the subway and still felt chills as the killer’s plan unfolded.
Runner-Up: The Enemy, Lee Child.

Best Sci-Fi / Fantasy: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch. The most entertaining fantasy novel I’ve read in nearly ten years. Not only does it have a compelling milieu, fun characters and high stakes, it’s a page-turner, too! I had a hard time putting it down! Considering the overwrought exposition dumps that we’ve come to expect from fantasy fiction, Lynch’s taut prose is like an oasis in the desert.
Runner-Up: The Blade Itself, Joe Abercrombie.

Biggest Surprise: The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins. Collins is a master at depicting a strange world – somewhat familiar, but still bizarre and dangerous – with a few throwaway lines. She makes her protagonist, Katniss Everdeen, seem real without being frustrating: torn by conflicting desires but not paralyzed by them. The story thrusts dire choices at her in a constant barrage. Watching her deal with these choices is fascinating.
Runner-Up: The Rookie, Scott Sigler.

Biggest Disappointment: Three Felonies a Day, Harvey Silverglate. I wanted a collection of stories about regulators, law enforcement officials and busybodies targeting common people. Instead, I got a few overwritten anecdotes about the Feds going after local politicians, corporations, and junk bond traders. Sure, if these people were innocent then it’s a shame, but this isn’t going to arouse anyone’s sympathy.
Runner-Down: The Company We Keep, Robert and Dayna Baer.

If you’re trying to read 50 books in 2012, Too Close to Miss is a quick read – a neo-noir crime thriller set in Boston that readers say “opens with a bang and never relents.” Download your copy on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

If you read the book and liked it, or even if you thought it needed work, use Goodreads to write your own review! Word of mouth has been my biggest sales driver so far, and I value every write-up I get.

Feb
02

I started a Goodreads account to track the books I’m reading for 2011. Goodreads has so much of the functionality I need – tracking, tagging, reviewing, sharing – that it would be a waste of my effort to duplicate it by hand here. If you want to track my 50 Books for 2011 progress, sign up for Goodreads and be my friend. Or just check back here on occasion.

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Dec
17
Posted by Perich at 7:39 am

I made it! Sorta.

Best Science Fiction / Fantasy
Nominees: House of Leaves; The Book of the New Sun; Singularity Sky; The Name of the Wind; A Princess of Mars; Across the Nightingale Floor; House of Leaves
Winner: The Book of the New Sun

sword-and-citadelNot even close. I have plenty of good things to say about Charles Stross and Patrick Rothfuss, both excellent at their craft. But Gene Wolfe’s daunting tetralogy is one of the few science fiction novels in the 20th century that has an undisputed claim to being literature. Not a literary novel that backs into the sci-fi genre (like Slaughterhouse-Five or The Handmaid’s Tale) but unapologetic genre fiction that challenges the boundaries of style, theme and narrative. As I mentioned when I finished it, The Book of the New Sun is better at what Infinite Jest tried to do than Infinite Jest was. Recommended for anyone who wants a challenge.

Best Mystery / Crime / Espionage
Nominees: The IPCRESS File; Bad Luck and Trouble; The Dante Club; Gone Tomorrow; Hostage Zero; A Little Death in Dixie; A Nail Through the Heart; Echo Burning; A Most Wanted Man; Vanish; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Winner: The IPCRESS File

A groundbreaking work. An excellent middle ground between the breezy fantasies of Ian Fleming and the rain-soaked existentialism of le Carre, Len Deighton’s unnamed spy navigates the bureaucracy of British intelligence, the conspiracies of foreign agencies in a Cold War and the occasional gunfight. He weathers it all with a cool facade that belies a nervous, analytical mind. Hidden in here is a great story about the way intelligence networks use and dispose of assets, plus some good clean writing.

Best Literature
Nominees: The Last King of Scotland; Siddhartha; The Secret Agent; Crow Lake; Infinite Jest; Blood Meridian; The System of the World
Winner: Infinite Jest

infinite-jestI have my reservations regarding this one. DFW is a genius with language, certainly, but this one could still be about two hundred pages shorter. Not every paragraph in here is an arrow at the heart. And yet the scope of what this book accomplishes, as well as its importance in the cultural landscape, combined with the fact that it’s genuinely good, propel it to the top of the pile. Not just an important read, but an engaging one (85% of the time). One of those books you have to read to understand the American experience.

Best Non-Fiction
Nominees: Ad Nauseam; A Distant Mirror; On Writing; Bird by Bird; Conned Again, Watson; Fortune’s Formula; Bambi Meets Godzilla; Stumbling on Wins; The Ascent of Money
Winner: Fortune’s Formula

A hotly contested field. But I can’t give it to A Distant Mirror because I’m not done with it yet (a shoe-in for next year; though). I can’t give it to The Ascent of Money because Ferguson, informative as he is, was too dry to really keep my interest (I’ve had this book since the day after I got my Kindle and have only just recently finished it). But Fortune’s Formula is incredible. Ignore the eye-catching subtext about the geniuses who beat Vegas and Wall Street. Fortune’s Formula is a history of money, communication and information in America, in both licit and illicit forms. Here’s the story of the gamblers who put the intracontinental wire service on the map; of cryptographers to whom we owe digital computing and the Internet; of mortgage brokers crashing the stock market (the first time). Here also is a story of gambling, investment and math. It’s all true, and it’s impossible to put down.

Biggest Surprise
Nominees: The Name of the Wind; A Little Death in Dixie; Siddhartha; Crow Lake; A Most Wanted Man
Winner: The Name of the Wind

I have very low expectations of fantasy fiction. I expect flowery prose, melodramatic pacing and inappropriate use of glottal stop apostrophes. The Name of the Wind surprised me with its serious stakes, its anachronistic tone and its tweaks to the nose of fantastic convention. It’s Harry Potter for grown-ups: the protagonist, a student in a magical academy, has to scrape together every penny he can, has realistic relationships with friends and coeds, and has no prophecy to coax him along. The sequel can’t come fast enough.

Biggest Disappointment
Nominees: Ad Nauseam; The Dark Tide; A Princess of Mars; The Secret Adversary; 61 Hours
Winner: 61 Hours

61 hoursAd Nauseam was a close one – a collection of unrelated articles that would be better served as a blog than as a paper book. But at least there was something useful. 61 Hours is Lee Child’s most flaccid thriller. Jack Reacher, its protagonist, is typically a man who uses guile, knowledge won through experience and occasional brute force to triumph over an army of foes (see Persuader; One Shot; The Hard Way; Bad Luck and Trouble, etc). In 61 Hours, Jack Reacher is a guy who wanders from scene to scene, impacting nothing. The plot unfolds without him. There’s a reason this is the cheapest Reacher book you can buy for Kindle on Amazon.com.

The Book of the New Sun: The greatest science fiction novel I have ever read. Very likely the greatest science fiction novel of the 20th century.

shadow-and-clawLots of critics praise Infinite Jest for the depth of its characters, the details of its uncertain future, the use of archaic language and the unique voice of its unreliable narrator. But Gene Wolfe’s Book of the New Sun, a tetralogy meant to be read as a single novel, is better at all of these things and an easier read besides. In fact, I’d say Wolfe’s accomplishment was greater. Writing about a precocious tennis prodigy when you’re a precocious tennis prodigy yourself isn’t cheating per se, but it’s like the illusionist explaining his trick. The mystery is gone; the craft is obvious. But Wolfe has invented a world out of nothing, given it tens of thousands of years of detailed history, and invited us to poke into every corner. The illusion stands up to scrutiny on all levels.

And of course it’s an entertaining yarn. On one level, The Book of the New Sun is your typical fantasy picaresque. A young man (Severian), for whom a great destiny is promised, sets out from the guild that raised him on a series of adventures. He encounters comical and treacherous companions along the way, discovers a potent artifact, falls in love, suffers and triumphs. Yes, yes, of course. A few complications: Severian is an apprentice torturer, learning the arts of excruciation. He lives in a city so vast that you can spend days traveling to exit it, and in a society so complex that many people don’t believe his guild exists. His story is told with language so archaic that it makes a world full of humans look alien (exiled by a master carnifex, he dons a fuligin cloak and joins the optimates wandering the city, storing relics in the sabretache at his belt). To top it all off, Severian’s the most unreliable narrator in the history of the genre.

A few words on reliability: Severian claims, about once per chapter, to have eidetic recall. And yet he elides over key details (e.g., the exact nature of his relationship with the Chatelaine Thecla) until long after their moments have passed. Scenes of tremendous import pass him by (e.g., the feast at the camp of the Vodalarii in Book Two); he is oblivious to their meaning or blithely accepts whatever he’s told. He describes how passionately he loves every woman he sleeps with, as if he were a Don Juan and not a teenager recently freed from guild servitude. Severian’s memoir introduces improbable events with off-hand remarks, glosses over substantial stretches of time with little warning and is non-linear. It’s not for the weak.

sword-and-citadelJames Joyce apocryphally said of Finnegan’s Wake that “it took me a lifetime to write it; it ought to take you a lifetime to read it.” The Book of the New Sun won, or was nominated for, every major award the science fiction community can offer: the World Fantasy Award, the British Science Fiction Award, the Nebula, the Locus, the Hugo and the John W. Campbell Memorial Award. It is as far ahead of the ray-guns-and-rocket-ships engineering pr0n that passes for science fiction as the space shuttle is ahead of the trireme. It is literature, and it is more literary than what many consider literature. I definitely have to re-read it at least once more and could see myself reading it again every year. But it’s not for everyone. It is (as Severian warns us at the end of each section) no easy journey.

Infinite Jest

Short Version: you really ought to read it.

Long Version: I’m having a hard time approaching Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace’s thousand-page paperweight. I put such a high premium on style that Wallace’s deliberate rejection of it tempts me to write the whole project off. And when you conflate voices in the way that Wallace does, you obscure the art behind it. The difference between a character onstage struggling for words and the actor struggling to remember his lines is a tough one. Similarly, when Wallace jumps from arch phrasing to the conversational (“And but so …”), I can’t tell whether that’s deliberate genius or just sloppy craft.

And yet.

Infinite Jest is one thousand pages long. While not every word in there is necessary, this doesn’t mean that any of them are wasted. Wallace stacks words on top of each other like impressionist brushstrokes, until you forget the nightmare of pastel blobs and see a compelling picture. The end result is what every novelist in the 20th century was aiming at: a real world encapsulated in a book. Wallace creates a world full of oddball characters, but they are odd in such real ways that you forget that they’re fictitious. Everything about the novel makes sense – which, considering it takes place in a not-too-distant future with HDTVs on every wall, movies distributed by mail and online network and a calendar of corporate sponsors, is no mean feat.1

Infinite Jest is a novel about Enfield, MA (a thinly fictionalized version of the town of Brighton). It’s a tale of two cities: the Enfield Tennis Academy, home of the teenaged tennis prodigy Hal Incandenza; and Ennet House, a halfway house for addicts with criminal backgrounds, home of big Don Gately. Hal and the rest of his family live under the constant shadow of his dead father, James Incandenza, director of cult films and contributing inventor to the process of annular fusion. Don wrestles not only with his own addiction, but his struggles to understand the methodology of AA and his duties (as resident staff) to keep the other addicts in line. Into this fragile world surfaces “The Entertainment” – a short film so lethally addictive that, once watching it, you cannot want anything other than to watch it again.

Infinite Jest is about the ways that people screw themselves up in the pursuit of happiness. The beginning half of the novel lays this theme out bluntly, like the conversations in the Book of Job: a U.S. intelligence agent (dressed as a woman) and a Canadian assassin (confined to a wheelchair) talk about their respective countries while the sun sets, and then rises again, over Tucson, AZ. The Canadian observes that in a country which rewards gratification as much as the U.S. does, “The Entertainment” cannot be stopped. The American makes the point that the austere life the Canadian leads has no point to it: what is the community to him, or he to the community? This same debate, about the addiction of pleasure vs. self-abnegating authority, plays out in every segment of the book: in the struggles of competitive high school tennis; in the bizarre euphemisms of AA; in depression that renders the inside of your head intolerable; in a boy rendered mute by the inward focus of his gaze.2

Infinite Jest is one of two novels that’s required reading if you want to understand the 90s, the other being Cryptonomicon. Cryptonomicon is the 90s looking forward: how the technologies of the future would be shaped by, and would help us overcome, the biases of the past. Infinite Jest is the 90s looking backward: how the quest for status and the pleasures of intoxicants never satisfied our search for meaning. Both books are long, full of irony and poignancy and long tangential asides. But they’re both essential reads. Even if you lived through the 90s.

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1 In fact, the novel seems so real that only two things struck me as implausible in the entire book: people who are so addicted to marijuana that it renders them unable to leave the house, and a Colt revolver with a safety on it.

2 Oh, and P.S., fuck you, David Foster Wallace, for writing so poignantly about what goes on in the head of a suicide and then killing yourself. Fuck you. You don’t get to do that. You don’t get to stand on the rooftop and utter your cry for help, wait until the trauma counselor’s up there on the ledge with you, talk with her until the news cycle’s forgotten you, and then jump anyway. That’s not allowed. Go fuck yourself, David Foster Wallace. Fuck you and I mean it.

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Amazing. Gobsmacking. Addictive. One hell of a novel.

Many novels begin with some epigram, used to illuminate or foreshadow, before the opening chapter. Stieg Larsson’s posthumous debut novel begins with the following:

Eighteen percent of the women in Sweden have at one time been threatened by a man.

No follow-up, no context and no prescription to cure it. Larsson’s not proposing a way to treat this endemic culture of violence and abuse. He’s just telling us about the setting and what we should expect from it.

Our tour guide through this cesspool is the titular Lisbeth Salander, a borderline Asperger’s who dropped out of high school and works as a researcher for a security consultant. She responds to affection with blank stares or active distrust. But behind her unblinking facade is a rigid code of self-written ethics and a penchant for vigilante justice. And it doesn’t hurt matters that she is (by the admission of other characters) Sweden’s best hacker. She is Larsson’s champion: a woman who appears to be the typical victim-in-waiting, but is actually a Fury made flesh.

To the story itself: we first meet Mikael Blomquist, an attractive, stubborn and fiery financial reporter, as he’s walking out of a Stockholm courthouse where he’s just been convicted for libel. His reputation in tatters and the magazine he publishes on the brink of bankruptcy, he still has the presence of mind to hesitate when offered an unusual job. But the job, offered by retired industrialist Henrik Vanger, captivates him: find out who murdered Vanger’s grand-niece, Harriet, thirty-six years ago. Before too long, circumstances drag Blomquist’s path across Salander’s, and the two of them soon team up to bring a dormant murderer to justice.

I haven’t found a novel this compulsively readable in months. I went out of my way to find excuses to read it. Smart, passionate, clear and engaging. Recommended without qualification.

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A TV miniseries based on the novel was recently released in Sweden, and the film rights have supposedly been optioned in America. Maybe I’ve been watching too much Community lately, but I can picture Alison Brie (Pete Campbell’s wife Trudy on Mad Men) as Lisbeth Salander very easily. She can pull off that unblinking repression very well. I’d post a photo of her, but they’re all too glamorous: picture her in punk hair and nose ring.

Update: I found a picture of Alison where she isn’t smiling. Still a little too glam, but you get the idea.

Dec
18
Posted by Professor Coldheart at 10:37 am

Best Science Fiction / Fantasy
Nominees: To Say Nothing of the Dog, The Stress of Her Regard, Accelerando, Earth Abides, Perdido Street Station, The Dispossessed

Winner: The Dispossessed, Ursula K. Le Guin. Le Guin’s strength has always been to illustrate the odd quirks of human society by depicting them through the eyes of aliens. In lesser writers, this might come across as a condemnation; with Le Guin, it’s simple re-evaluation. How does the commodification of labor, food, comfort, shelter and everything else we take for granted in a capitalist society shape us? It may be the most efficient means of distribution yet discovered (as I believe), but it is if nothing else odd. Le Guin’s The Dispossessed makes that clear.

 

Best Mystery / Crime / Espionage
Nominees: The Tailor of Panama, The Surgeon, Persuader, No Second Chance, Shutter Island, Paranoia, One Shot, Gone for Good, The Hard Way

Winner: Shutter Island, Dennis Lehane. A tough one, really. All the Harlan Coben and Lee Child novels were roughly equivalent – good, diverting, fast-paced but ultimately just a little too contrived to merit a Best In Year title. But Lehane has a smooth, strong style like the pull of gravity. His tale of two federal agents investigating a disappearance in an insane asylum keeps the reader rattled, uncertain and hooked all the way through. Read it before the movie comes out.

 

Best Literature
Nominees: The Master and Margarita, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The House of Sand and Fog, Brave New World, No Country for Old Men, The Baroque Cycle

Winner: No Country for Old Men, Cormac McCarthy. Stephenson’s penchant for long-winded asides, though entertaining and informative, keeps his novels from being the focused vectors of craft that they ought to be. And Bulgakov’s whirlwind satire of Stalinism vaults confusingly – though whimsically – from point to point. It’s McCarthy’s highly regarded novel that earns the top slot. Though all of his best novels concern the absurdity of human plans in the face of mortality, No Country makes those plans easily accessible to a modern audience (how to steal two million dollars of the mob’s money). And he gives mortality a face and a name, in the person of Anton Chigurh.

 

Best Non-Fiction
Nominees: Fast Food Nation, Kitchen Confidential, A Brief History of Time, Your Religion is False, Gang Leader for a Day, Wanderer, Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Empire.

kitchen-confidentialWinner: Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain. I wanted to give it to one of the political depth charges I read this year – Bacevich’s The Limits of Power, Sharlet’s The Family, Chalmers Johnson’s Nemesis. Ultimately, however, they all padded their word counts with exhaustive details that showed the depth of their research but sacrificed the grace of their story. Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential, on the other hand, paints a vivid, unflattering and engrossing picture of the transactions going on in each restaurant kitchen in America. It’s a wild ride, and Bourdain deserves the fame this book has brought him.

 

Best Reread
Nominees: Declare, The Stars My Destination, Red Mars, The Ophiuchi Hotline, This Immortal

red-marsWinner: Red Mars, Kim Stanley Robinson. Perhaps I’m cheating somewhat here, as I never finished Red Mars as a teenager. But that gave Robinson the greatest burden to fight against. I knew what to expect from Powers, Bester, Varley and Zelazny going in, but I had low expectations for Robinson. “I couldn’t slog my way through this before,” I thought, “what hope do I have now?” Boy, was I off. A sweeping, detailed, realistic and ultimately very human look at how a disparate group of humans might terraform our neighbor planet.

 

Biggest Surprise
Nominees: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Surgeon, Xenos, The Confusion

brief-wondrous-life-oscar-waoWinner: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz. Picking up this critically acclaimed novel, I was expecting a dense bildungsroman set in the Dominican Republic, one of those Important Novels that everybody reads but nobody enjoys. Instead, Diaz treated me to a breezy trip through three generations of laborers, hustlers, players and geeks. He sprinkles his anecdotes with note-perfect references to sci-fi and early 80s RPGs as well – and trust me, I would have noticed if he got them wrong. Read it, love it.

 

Biggest Disappointment
Nominees: Button Button, Emergency, Jack and Jill, How the Mind Works.

neil-strauss-emergencyWinner: Emergency, Neil Strauss. Jack and Jill I should have known would let me down; more than enough critics have heaped their derision on James Patterson for me to be wise. And my inability to plow through How The Mind Works says as much of my short attention span as Pinker’s dense, myopic writing style. But Emergency was pitched to me as “how to be Jason Bourne [...] a veritable encyclopedia for those who want to disappear” (thanks, Tim Ferriss!). Instead, I got a series of self-indulgent anecdotes by Neil Strauss on how he could have obtained the documentation and survival skills to go off the grid. But didn’t. It’s part of the growing genre of Do Something Weird Just For The Sake of Writing A Book About It (The Year of Living Biblically, Julie & Julia): the niche blog as bestseller. It’s interesting to read. But if you want actual useful information, go elsewhere.

 

Most Fun
Nominees: Boomsday, Anansi Boys, Kitchen Confidential, Paranoia, One Shot

lee-childWinner: One Shot, Lee Child. Really, any of the Lee Child books could have answered here. Jack Reacher, his sullen, hulking ex-MP hero, is like Sherlock Holmes meets Jack Bauer: competent enough to take anybody down with his hands or with a gun, but usually capable of outwitting them first. Perfect beach or airport reading.