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Dec
31
Posted by Perich at 7:00 am

A good friend complained that I never update this blog anymore. So let me recycle some content from Goodreads and cover some highlights of the 50 books I read in 2012.

Best Sci-Fi/Fantasy: The Half-Made World, Felix Gilman. One of the most fresh, original fantasies I’ve read in years, and with an ingenious style as well. Gilman’s fantasy one-off of the American West is colorful, entertaining, and vivid. He dispenses with the pretentious language common to fantasy writers and, in doing so, packs an epic level of exploration into a modest tome. Loses a bit of narrative momentum in the final act, but the setting remains so fascinating and the characters so believable in their desperation that the pages keep turning.
Honorary Mention: The Magicians (Lev Grossman), Scorch (Gina Damico), Twenty Palaces (Harry Connolly)

Best Literary Fiction (tie): Bel Canto, Ann Patchett. A beautifully composed story, packed with a fascinating yet immensely believable cast of characters, full of gentle humor and romantic spirit. Patchett’s writing, and her ability to handle multiple viewpoints with fidelity, gives the story an epic scope, despite the fact that it takes place entirely in one house over the course of five months. Add in just a touch of magical realism – although, really, not much more than in any of Patchett’s novels – and you have a tale about bonds forged under hardship, connections that transcend the spoken word, the eternal power of hope, and love.

Best Literary Fiction (tie): A Visit from the Goon Squad, Jennifer Egan. Everything a modern novel should be: funny, moving, full of detail, light in language, laden with themes without being obvious, and above all free of pretense. It’s a story of social networks, both in the modern Facebook sense and in the original “friends of friends” sense. It’s also a story of family, love, self-consciousness, terrible people rationalizing their behavior, and rock ‘n roll.
Honorary Mention: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union (Michael Chabon), State of Wonder (Ann Patchett), The Corrections (Jonathan Franzen)

Best Non-Fiction (Memoir): Decoded, Jay-Z. The definitive guide to hip-hop culture. This isn’t just an intensive look at the lyrical process and colorful history of Shawn Carter – though it would be worth it for that alone. It’s also a ground-level view of street life in America, from the corners of Marcy Projects to the curbs of Trenton to center stage at Madison Square Garden. Jay-Z writes with the efficiency and skill that you’d expect from a world class rhymer. An eye-opening book and a key to understanding the culture that one third of America lives.
Honorable Mention: Ball Four (Jim Bouton), The Manhattan Project (Cynthia Kelly)

Best Non-Fiction (Instructional/Informational): Facing Violence: Preparing for the Unexpected, Rory Miller. One of the most instructive, provocative books I’ve ever read. Recommended without qualification for anyone who wants to know how to get out of a fight. This is NOT a book packed with martial arts techniques (there are a handful, none dwelt on for more than a few pages). This is not a book about how to win every fight you come across. Rather, this is a book about the few seconds before a fight: how you can recognize that a fight is brewing and, most importantly, how you can avoid it. That alone justifies the purchase price.

If you need any more convincing: I’ve been studying and teaching martial arts for twelve years. Halfway through this book, I started recognizing things I’ve done wrong. In practice, in real fights, in my own mindset. This book was an eye-opener.
Honorable Mention: Debt: The First 5000 Years (David Graeber), Let’s Get Digital (David Gaughran), The Cult of the Presidency (Gene Healy)

Best Thriller/Mystery: The Affair, Lee Child. After the disappointment of 61 HOURS, a brilliant return to form. This is another flashback Jack Reacher episode (shortly after THE ENEMY, immediately before THE KILLING FLOOR). Reacher is thrust into an impossible mystery with a variety of forces arrayed against him. Smart, sexy, fast-paced and bloody. (My only complaint is that he used the genre trope of ending a chapter on a cliffhanger that he immediately resolved on the next page. More than once. That’s cheap, Child)

Unsung Hero: The Sisters Brothers, Patrick deWitt. A brutal, absurd, existentialist Western, in the style of Cormac McCarthy’s BLOOD MERIDIAN but with more humor. Charlie and Eli Sisters are the deadliest killers on the West Coast, a pair of gunmen who feud – and who defend each other – as only brothers can. DeWitt’s dry, dark style yanks you around between sympathizing with these scamps and recoiling at their casual capacity for murder, which is of course the point. Recommended for all fans of McCarthy, the Coen Brothers, or truly dark comedy.
Honorable Mention: Everything I Tell You is a Lie (Fingers Murphy), The Dirty Parts of the Bible (Sam Torode)

Biggest Disappointment: The Magician King: A Novel (The Magicians), Lev Grossman. I loved THE MAGICIANS (Lev Grossman’s first book in this series) because of its tone of detached, ironic cynicism. It never took the genre of magical schoolkids too seriously – in fact, Grossman went a long way toward deconstructing the genre. The magical school was very trying; grown-up wizards were bratty and gossipy; the magical quests were brutal and tiring. And the moral of the story, that the first barrier to happiness often lies within oneself, was solid.

THE MAGICIAN KING squanders most of that good ground.

For one, Quentin, protagonist of the first book, has not matured much since. Watching Quentin miss things about himself and his friends that were obvious to everyone else was entertaining in the first book (unreliable narrator!); in the second, it’s just tiresome.

For another, not only does Grossman apparently take the hallmarks of the Heroic Journey seriously this time around, so does every other character in the story. Not only that, they all comment on it with an arch knowingness that gets instantly old. More than once a character observes that they are on a quest, and so this must be time for that next part of the quest, etc. This is also peppered with that sort of smug, exacting, pop cultural tangentialism that only Joss Whedon can pull off (and I’m not the biggest Whedon fan, so you can tell how much I liked this).

For all of this, I was willing to give the book a pass. But the sections of Julia’s backstory were unrelentingly creepy. Every female character in the story gets objectified to some extent – the author letting you know exactly how sexy you should find them, in no uncertain terms – but Julia’s experience is the worst. Not only is it seedy, but it wallows in its seediness. And just when you think things can’t get any worse for her, they get disgustingly bad.

The overall quest that Quentin is unwittingly set on is an afterthought, tacked on as an excuse. What saves this book, somewhat, are Grossman’s gift of invention and capacity for keeping the pages turning. But I can’t honestly recommend it, unless you can stomach hyper-literacy substituting for wit and unpleasant sexualization more than I can.
Dishonorable Mentions: The Wise Man’s Fear (Patrick Rothfuss), Switchflipped (Greg Stolze), Bleeding Hearts (Ian Rankin), The Mongoliad (everyone, apparently)

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That’s this year’s list. You can check out the entries for 2011, 2010, 2009, or 2008 if you’re hungry for more.

Feb
23
Posted by Perich at 7:00 am

I didn’t think I made 50 books in 2011, but Goodreads tells me I pulled it off. Goodreads also makes it immensely easy to export my ratings into a .csv file, and that greatly simplified the year-end roundup.

Best Nonfiction: A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century, Barbara Tuchman. The most detailed, accessible and enjoyable history of the 14th century – and of medieval Europe – one could ever hope to read. Dense with detail, but also full of Tuchman’s mild irony and a real sense of having been present.
Runner-Up: War, Sebastian Junger.

Best Inspirational Nonfiction: Quitter: Turning Your Job into a Dream and your Dream into a Job, Jonathan Acuff. Acuff doesn’t give you a book full of checklists, worksheets and exercises. What he gives instead is clear entertaining prose that makes clear he’s been in the same place you are. He recounts all the same fears that you’re having right now (I highlighted more passages in this book than I do in most others) and explains how to live with them. This isn’t a manual; it’s a philosophy.
Runner-Up: Read This Before our Next Meeting, Al Pittampili.

Best Literary Fiction: Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison. Not just an important novel, but also a genuinely good novel, too – a page-turner, an engrossing adventure, a deep look inside one lonely man’s struggle for identity. Full of wit, passion and arresting imagery. Highest recommendation.
Runner-Up: The Magician’s Assistant, Ann Patchett.

Best Thriller / Mystery / Suspense: The Keepsake, Tess Gerritsen. Gerritsen writes better thrillers than anyone on the market today. The pacing cracks right along. The tension keeps mounting – I was reading this on the subway and still felt chills as the killer’s plan unfolded.
Runner-Up: The Enemy, Lee Child.

Best Sci-Fi / Fantasy: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch. The most entertaining fantasy novel I’ve read in nearly ten years. Not only does it have a compelling milieu, fun characters and high stakes, it’s a page-turner, too! I had a hard time putting it down! Considering the overwrought exposition dumps that we’ve come to expect from fantasy fiction, Lynch’s taut prose is like an oasis in the desert.
Runner-Up: The Blade Itself, Joe Abercrombie.

Biggest Surprise: The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins. Collins is a master at depicting a strange world – somewhat familiar, but still bizarre and dangerous – with a few throwaway lines. She makes her protagonist, Katniss Everdeen, seem real without being frustrating: torn by conflicting desires but not paralyzed by them. The story thrusts dire choices at her in a constant barrage. Watching her deal with these choices is fascinating.
Runner-Up: The Rookie, Scott Sigler.

Biggest Disappointment: Three Felonies a Day, Harvey Silverglate. I wanted a collection of stories about regulators, law enforcement officials and busybodies targeting common people. Instead, I got a few overwritten anecdotes about the Feds going after local politicians, corporations, and junk bond traders. Sure, if these people were innocent then it’s a shame, but this isn’t going to arouse anyone’s sympathy.
Runner-Down: The Company We Keep, Robert and Dayna Baer.

If you’re trying to read 50 books in 2012, Too Close to Miss is a quick read – a neo-noir crime thriller set in Boston that readers say “opens with a bang and never relents.” Download your copy on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

If you read the book and liked it, or even if you thought it needed work, use Goodreads to write your own review! Word of mouth has been my biggest sales driver so far, and I value every write-up I get.

Feb
02

I started a Goodreads account to track the books I’m reading for 2011. Goodreads has so much of the functionality I need – tracking, tagging, reviewing, sharing – that it would be a waste of my effort to duplicate it by hand here. If you want to track my 50 Books for 2011 progress, sign up for Goodreads and be my friend. Or just check back here on occasion.

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Dec
17
Posted by Perich at 7:39 am

I made it! Sorta.

Best Science Fiction / Fantasy
Nominees: House of Leaves; The Book of the New Sun; Singularity Sky; The Name of the Wind; A Princess of Mars; Across the Nightingale Floor; House of Leaves
Winner: The Book of the New Sun

sword-and-citadelNot even close. I have plenty of good things to say about Charles Stross and Patrick Rothfuss, both excellent at their craft. But Gene Wolfe’s daunting tetralogy is one of the few science fiction novels in the 20th century that has an undisputed claim to being literature. Not a literary novel that backs into the sci-fi genre (like Slaughterhouse-Five or The Handmaid’s Tale) but unapologetic genre fiction that challenges the boundaries of style, theme and narrative. As I mentioned when I finished it, The Book of the New Sun is better at what Infinite Jest tried to do than Infinite Jest was. Recommended for anyone who wants a challenge.

Best Mystery / Crime / Espionage
Nominees: The IPCRESS File; Bad Luck and Trouble; The Dante Club; Gone Tomorrow; Hostage Zero; A Little Death in Dixie; A Nail Through the Heart; Echo Burning; A Most Wanted Man; Vanish; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Winner: The IPCRESS File

A groundbreaking work. An excellent middle ground between the breezy fantasies of Ian Fleming and the rain-soaked existentialism of le Carre, Len Deighton’s unnamed spy navigates the bureaucracy of British intelligence, the conspiracies of foreign agencies in a Cold War and the occasional gunfight. He weathers it all with a cool facade that belies a nervous, analytical mind. Hidden in here is a great story about the way intelligence networks use and dispose of assets, plus some good clean writing.

Best Literature
Nominees: The Last King of Scotland; Siddhartha; The Secret Agent; Crow Lake; Infinite Jest; Blood Meridian; The System of the World
Winner: Infinite Jest

infinite-jestI have my reservations regarding this one. DFW is a genius with language, certainly, but this one could still be about two hundred pages shorter. Not every paragraph in here is an arrow at the heart. And yet the scope of what this book accomplishes, as well as its importance in the cultural landscape, combined with the fact that it’s genuinely good, propel it to the top of the pile. Not just an important read, but an engaging one (85% of the time). One of those books you have to read to understand the American experience.

Best Non-Fiction
Nominees: Ad Nauseam; A Distant Mirror; On Writing; Bird by Bird; Conned Again, Watson; Fortune’s Formula; Bambi Meets Godzilla; Stumbling on Wins; The Ascent of Money
Winner: Fortune’s Formula

A hotly contested field. But I can’t give it to A Distant Mirror because I’m not done with it yet (a shoe-in for next year; though). I can’t give it to The Ascent of Money because Ferguson, informative as he is, was too dry to really keep my interest (I’ve had this book since the day after I got my Kindle and have only just recently finished it). But Fortune’s Formula is incredible. Ignore the eye-catching subtext about the geniuses who beat Vegas and Wall Street. Fortune’s Formula is a history of money, communication and information in America, in both licit and illicit forms. Here’s the story of the gamblers who put the intracontinental wire service on the map; of cryptographers to whom we owe digital computing and the Internet; of mortgage brokers crashing the stock market (the first time). Here also is a story of gambling, investment and math. It’s all true, and it’s impossible to put down.

Biggest Surprise
Nominees: The Name of the Wind; A Little Death in Dixie; Siddhartha; Crow Lake; A Most Wanted Man
Winner: The Name of the Wind

I have very low expectations of fantasy fiction. I expect flowery prose, melodramatic pacing and inappropriate use of glottal stop apostrophes. The Name of the Wind surprised me with its serious stakes, its anachronistic tone and its tweaks to the nose of fantastic convention. It’s Harry Potter for grown-ups: the protagonist, a student in a magical academy, has to scrape together every penny he can, has realistic relationships with friends and coeds, and has no prophecy to coax him along. The sequel can’t come fast enough.

Biggest Disappointment
Nominees: Ad Nauseam; The Dark Tide; A Princess of Mars; The Secret Adversary; 61 Hours
Winner: 61 Hours

61 hoursAd Nauseam was a close one – a collection of unrelated articles that would be better served as a blog than as a paper book. But at least there was something useful. 61 Hours is Lee Child’s most flaccid thriller. Jack Reacher, its protagonist, is typically a man who uses guile, knowledge won through experience and occasional brute force to triumph over an army of foes (see Persuader; One Shot; The Hard Way; Bad Luck and Trouble, etc). In 61 Hours, Jack Reacher is a guy who wanders from scene to scene, impacting nothing. The plot unfolds without him. There’s a reason this is the cheapest Reacher book you can buy for Kindle on Amazon.com.

Dec
18
Posted by Professor Coldheart at 10:37 am

Best Science Fiction / Fantasy
Nominees: To Say Nothing of the Dog, The Stress of Her Regard, Accelerando, Earth Abides, Perdido Street Station, The Dispossessed

Winner: The Dispossessed, Ursula K. Le Guin. Le Guin’s strength has always been to illustrate the odd quirks of human society by depicting them through the eyes of aliens. In lesser writers, this might come across as a condemnation; with Le Guin, it’s simple re-evaluation. How does the commodification of labor, food, comfort, shelter and everything else we take for granted in a capitalist society shape us? It may be the most efficient means of distribution yet discovered (as I believe), but it is if nothing else odd. Le Guin’s The Dispossessed makes that clear.

 

Best Mystery / Crime / Espionage
Nominees: The Tailor of Panama, The Surgeon, Persuader, No Second Chance, Shutter Island, Paranoia, One Shot, Gone for Good, The Hard Way

Winner: Shutter Island, Dennis Lehane. A tough one, really. All the Harlan Coben and Lee Child novels were roughly equivalent – good, diverting, fast-paced but ultimately just a little too contrived to merit a Best In Year title. But Lehane has a smooth, strong style like the pull of gravity. His tale of two federal agents investigating a disappearance in an insane asylum keeps the reader rattled, uncertain and hooked all the way through. Read it before the movie comes out.

 

Best Literature
Nominees: The Master and Margarita, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The House of Sand and Fog, Brave New World, No Country for Old Men, The Baroque Cycle

Winner: No Country for Old Men, Cormac McCarthy. Stephenson’s penchant for long-winded asides, though entertaining and informative, keeps his novels from being the focused vectors of craft that they ought to be. And Bulgakov’s whirlwind satire of Stalinism vaults confusingly – though whimsically – from point to point. It’s McCarthy’s highly regarded novel that earns the top slot. Though all of his best novels concern the absurdity of human plans in the face of mortality, No Country makes those plans easily accessible to a modern audience (how to steal two million dollars of the mob’s money). And he gives mortality a face and a name, in the person of Anton Chigurh.

 

Best Non-Fiction
Nominees: Fast Food Nation, Kitchen Confidential, A Brief History of Time, Your Religion is False, Gang Leader for a Day, Wanderer, Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Empire.

kitchen-confidentialWinner: Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain. I wanted to give it to one of the political depth charges I read this year – Bacevich’s The Limits of Power, Sharlet’s The Family, Chalmers Johnson’s Nemesis. Ultimately, however, they all padded their word counts with exhaustive details that showed the depth of their research but sacrificed the grace of their story. Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential, on the other hand, paints a vivid, unflattering and engrossing picture of the transactions going on in each restaurant kitchen in America. It’s a wild ride, and Bourdain deserves the fame this book has brought him.

 

Best Reread
Nominees: Declare, The Stars My Destination, Red Mars, The Ophiuchi Hotline, This Immortal

red-marsWinner: Red Mars, Kim Stanley Robinson. Perhaps I’m cheating somewhat here, as I never finished Red Mars as a teenager. But that gave Robinson the greatest burden to fight against. I knew what to expect from Powers, Bester, Varley and Zelazny going in, but I had low expectations for Robinson. “I couldn’t slog my way through this before,” I thought, “what hope do I have now?” Boy, was I off. A sweeping, detailed, realistic and ultimately very human look at how a disparate group of humans might terraform our neighbor planet.

 

Biggest Surprise
Nominees: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Surgeon, Xenos, The Confusion

brief-wondrous-life-oscar-waoWinner: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz. Picking up this critically acclaimed novel, I was expecting a dense bildungsroman set in the Dominican Republic, one of those Important Novels that everybody reads but nobody enjoys. Instead, Diaz treated me to a breezy trip through three generations of laborers, hustlers, players and geeks. He sprinkles his anecdotes with note-perfect references to sci-fi and early 80s RPGs as well – and trust me, I would have noticed if he got them wrong. Read it, love it.

 

Biggest Disappointment
Nominees: Button Button, Emergency, Jack and Jill, How the Mind Works.

neil-strauss-emergencyWinner: Emergency, Neil Strauss. Jack and Jill I should have known would let me down; more than enough critics have heaped their derision on James Patterson for me to be wise. And my inability to plow through How The Mind Works says as much of my short attention span as Pinker’s dense, myopic writing style. But Emergency was pitched to me as “how to be Jason Bourne [...] a veritable encyclopedia for those who want to disappear” (thanks, Tim Ferriss!). Instead, I got a series of self-indulgent anecdotes by Neil Strauss on how he could have obtained the documentation and survival skills to go off the grid. But didn’t. It’s part of the growing genre of Do Something Weird Just For The Sake of Writing A Book About It (The Year of Living Biblically, Julie & Julia): the niche blog as bestseller. It’s interesting to read. But if you want actual useful information, go elsewhere.

 

Most Fun
Nominees: Boomsday, Anansi Boys, Kitchen Confidential, Paranoia, One Shot

lee-childWinner: One Shot, Lee Child. Really, any of the Lee Child books could have answered here. Jack Reacher, his sullen, hulking ex-MP hero, is like Sherlock Holmes meets Jack Bauer: competent enough to take anybody down with his hands or with a gun, but usually capable of outwitting them first. Perfect beach or airport reading.

Dec
27
Posted by Professor Coldheart at 7:00 am

I’m using this entry to track my “fifty books a year” project for 2009. Entries listed in CSV for later exporting.

1, The Tailor of Panama, John le Carre, December 25 2008
2, Boomsday, Christopher Buckley, December 26 2008
3, Anansi Boys, Neil Gaiman, December 26 2008
4, Button Button, Richard Matheson, January 2 2009
5, Strange Itineraries, Tim Powers, January 12 2009
6, Odalisque, Neal Stephenson, January 16 2009
7, To Say Nothing of the Dog, Connie Willis, January 30 2009
8, The Stress of Her Regard, Tim Powers, February 13 2009
9, Fast Food Nation, Eric Schlosser, February 26 2009
10, Declare (again), Tim Powers, March 6 2009
11, The Master and Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov, March 10 2009
12, Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain, March 14 2009
13, Killing Pablo, Mark Bowden, March 15 2009
14, Emergency, Neil Strauss, March 16 2009
15, A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking, March 27 2009
16, Secret Agent: The True Story of the Covert War Against Hitler, David Stafford, April 4 2009
17, Xenos, Dan Abnett, April 11 2009
18, The Limits of Power, Andrew Bacevich, April 11 2009
19, The House of Sand and Fog, Andre Dubus III, April 17 2009
20, The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester, April 17 2009
21, Accelerando, Charles Stross, April 20 2009
22, Your Religion is False, Joel Grus, April 28 2009
23, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz, April 30 2009
24, As You Like It, William Shakespeare, May 1 2009
25, Jack and Jill, James Patterson, May 7 2009
26, Malleus, Dan Abnett, May 9 2009
27, The Surgeon, Tess Gerritsen, May 16 2009
28, Persuader, Lee Child, May 23 2009
29, Gang Leader for a Day, Sudhir Venkatesh, June 1 2009
30, Red Mars, Kim Stanley Robinson, June 23 2009
31, Slan, A.E. van Vogt, June 29 2009
32, Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, July 12 2009
33, No Second Chance, Harlan Coben, July 24 2009
34, Earth Abides, George Stewart, July 26 2009
35, Road Fever, Tim Cahill, July 27 2009
36, The Family, Jeff Sharlet, August 12 2009
37, Shutter Island, Dennis Lehane, August 19 2009
38, Paranoia, Joseph Finder, August 21 2009
39, No Country for Old Men, Cormac McCarthy, August 22 2009
40, The Confusion: Juncto, Neal Stephenson, September 15 2009
41, The Confusion: Bonanza, Neal Stephenson, September 15 2009
42, Perdido Street Station, China Mieville, October 2 2009
43, The Ophiuchi Hotline, John Varley, October 6 2009
44, Wanderer, Sterling Hayden, October 10 2009
45, The Dispossessed, Ursula K. LeGuin, October 14 2009
46, One Shot, Lee Child, October 20 2009
47, Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Empire, Chalmers Johnson, October 26 2009
48, Gone for Good, Harlen Coben, November 9 2009
49, The Hard Way, Lee Child, November 28 2009
50(1/2), How The Mind Works, Stephen Pinker, November 30 2009
50(1/2), This Immortal, Roger Zelazny, December 1 2009

Dec
10
Posted by Professor Coldheart at 7:00 am

I realized yesterday, to my embarrassment, that I had already completed my 50 books for 2008. So you get this year’s review early!

Best Science Fiction / Fantasy
Nominees: World War Z, The Space Merchants, Guards! Guards!, Little Brother, Bridge of Birds, Virtual Unrealities, The Wizard Knight

Winner: The Wizard Knight, Gene Wolfe. I keep struggling whenever I try to describe this book, because it’s a Gene Wolfe novel and it’s inherently weird. On the surface, it’s a story so cliched it strains the teeth: boy vanishes from Earth and reappears in a fantasy world, falls in love with a fairy princess, and quests to find a magic sword and become a knight. But Wolfe makes clear early on that the world is more than it seems, raising question after question: is this the protagonist’s first visit to this world of Mythgartr? If so, why do so many people seem to recognize him? If not, why can’t he remember the other visits? And are we worshipping these magic creatures or are they worshipping us?

Best Mystery / Crime / Espionage
Nominees: This Gun For Hire, The Ministry of Fear, The Confidential Agent, Smiley’s People

Winner: Graham Greene. Greene wrote the first three of those books, so he’s practically a shoe-in. His late-blooming Catholicism notwithstanding, Greene was a crackerjack at suspense and espionage. Those three, written in the tense years between World Wars I and II, are some of his very best.

Best Literature
Nominees: A Very Long Engagement, The Plot Against America, Franny and Zooey, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, The Handmaid’s Tale.

Winner: TIE: A Very Long Engagement, Sebastien Japrisot and The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood. The Plot Against America is a triumph of vision; Franny and Zooey exceeds in style; and The Heart is a Lonely Hunter wins in characterization. But Japrisot’s A Very Long Engagement wins at all three, and tells a fresh story besides. Atwood, on the other hand, makes a terrifying and unlikely future seem compelling, and inevitable, and banally real. I can’t decide between them, so I won’t.

Best Non-Fiction
Nominees: God’s Secretaries, Palm Sunday, Mind Performance Hacks, Persepolis, The 4-Hour Work Week, The 33 Strategies of War, Now The Hell Will Start, The Monster of Florence, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Winner: Mind Performance Hacks, Ron Hale-Evans. A close call between this and The 4-Hour Work Week. But if I go by which has had a more measurable impact on my behavior so far, Mind Performance Hacks wins by a tidy margin. Incorporating a mere 5 strategies out of this book will justify its price.

Best Reread
Nominees: The Killer Angels, A Confederacy of Dunces, Camp Concentration, A Fire Upon The Deep, Quicksilver

Winner: A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole. I first read this book at age 12 or so, and thus most of its savage brilliance was lost on me. Reading it again was like discovering it anew.

Biggest Surprise
Nominees: Downtown Owl, Virtual Unrealities, The Pacific and Other Stories, Soon I Will Be Invincible, Love In The Ruins, Good Omens

Winner: TIE: Love In The Ruins, Walker Percy, and Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. I did not expect the explicitly Catholic Percy – or his explicitly Catholic novel – to win me over as strongly as they did. And I did not expect a Gaiman and Pratchett collaboration to avoid the worst of Gaiman’s precociousness or Pratchett’s cleverness-for-its-own-sake, and tell a complex and fun story besides.

Biggest Disappointment
Nominees: The Myth of the Rational Voter, Life of Pi, The Mote in God’s Eye, The Alchemist, Off The Books

Winner: The Alchemist, Paolo Coelho. All of these books disappointed me in some way. The Myth of the Rational Voter preached to the choir, and that too dryly, to keep my interest. Life of Pi told an entertaining string of anecdotes that dissolved into a lukewarm moral at the end. The Mote in God’s Eye depicted a fascinating alien race and dull cardstock humans. And Off the Books was far denser than its fascinating thesis needed to be. But only The Alchemist was without redeeming value.

Most Fun
Nominees: King of the Vagabonds, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Bridge of Birds, Soon I Will Be Invincible, Good Omens, Guards! Guards!

Winner: King of the Vagabonds. “Godspeed! What the fuck sort of thing is that to say to a galley slave?”