Look, I don’t know if it got lost in your other emails, it’s been a busy quarter, but the adorable celebrity whom I look like is John Krasinski. It works on multiple levels: tall; floppy hair; big nose; Polish; people used to be enamored with his schtick but now the smarmy grin is grating on us; impressive debut but everyone’s still waiting for the follow-up; etc.
It’s really important we get this right. Not Stephen Merchant. Not the lead singer of Snow Patrol. John Krasinski.
Emily Blunt’s doing publicity junkets for Into the Woods in nine months and I really need everyone’s help in order to pull this switch off. Rehearsals start in April.