Periscope Depth

an empty bottle; I feel a bit free

There’s nothing quite like going downstairs to swap out your laundry, realizing someone has piled your (wet) load on top of a dryer, peeking behind the dryer to see if anything’s fallen back there and spotting a pair of your underwear, going back upstairs to fetch a broken hanger out of your closet (which most SUCKERS would have thrown away), leaning over the back of the dryer to see how far down the lost items are, trying three times with the hanger before disassembling it and uncoiling it fully and GENTLY levering the underwear up using the broken hanger as a hook, only to realize it’s not yours.

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