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Matt Cutts asked which charities people donate to. Here’s my list:

* The Institute for Justice gets the first check I write every year. I gripe a lot about the effectiveness of advocacy. I don’t think voting, endorsing incumbent politicians or marching with signs do anything to relieve the boot on people’s throats. That’s why the IJ gets my support. They litigate for people who’ve lost their homes to eminent domain abuse, been choked out of entrepreneurship by excessive regulation and been silenced by government censors. Rather than collecting signatures on a petition, they take cases to court that improve people’s lives. And they win, too. I haven’t found a charity that’s more effective at producing genuine freedom for unrepresented citizens than these people.

* I usually send Boston College a check, too. While Joel has pointed out that BC got plenty of money in the four years I spent there, I like giving them more. I know that adding to their capital helps them take on more students, create a wider variety of programs and attract more future Pro Bowl quarterbacks. And if college is primarily a means of signaling, this is a way of preserving the value of my signal.

* I made a donation to Wikileaks this year. After hemming and hawing over whether I should, I finally sent them a modest gift using Visa. The very next day, Visa announced that they would no longer be processing Wikileaks payments (I finally became a tipping point!). I’d encourage others to donate, but I know Wikileaks is a controversial subject. Also, I don’t know if there’s any way an American can, short of sending your bank account information to a hacker enclave in Heidelberg (and if you’re hesitant to do that I understand).

* Overthinking It sent a few bucks to the Wikimedia Foundation. Since we depend on Wikipedia in order to sound smart when we write, this is a sound investment.

The year’s not done yet. Anyone else I should donate to? I’m taking suggestions. Preference goes to:

* Organizations with demonstrated, practical results;
* Organizations that combat censorship;
* Organizations that provide legal resources for the unrepresented;
* Organizations that do not endorse political candidates or parties;
* Anything Alec Baldwin hates.

The latest in a series of harmless things that offend me: the new Taco Bell Beefy Crunchy Burrito.

If you can’t see the YouTube embed, or if you can’t stand the suspense: it’s a burrito topped with Fritos.

At first this embarrassed me. What does it say of the paucity of the American dining experience that consumers would prefer a processed corn chip to the flavors that the processed corn chip represents? No, Mr. Bell, I don’t want a spicy, salty, crunchy topping for my burrito – I want some Fritos all up in there. It’s not as if the average Taco Bell burrito contained a lot of natural ingredients in the first place. But at least they weren’t competing by brand.

Having been raised by flavor barons, I can almost guarantee that this idea didn’t come from a lab. Some Taco Bell manager in Bozeman, MT, or Murfreesboro, TN, or Clinton, MS, kept seeing his patrons unwrap their burritos and drizzle a string of Fritos on them. The third time he saw it, he picked up the phone. Suddenly we have a new fast food taco offering across America.

Then again, I have to admire the ingenuity of the Frito-Lay corporation in inventing a way to classify taste. Taste and smell are the hardest senses to describe in words (I feel like I recommend Italo Calvino once every fifteen months, but Under the Jaguar Sun devotes specific attention to this problem). Frito-Lay gets around it by marrying a specific taste combination to a brand. Everyone in America but the Amish knows what a Frito tastes like. Taco Bell is just riding the wave.

They could describe their new Beefy Crunchy Burrito as “an awesrageous wave of spicy, salty, crunchy, beefy taste” and leave the audience guessing. Or they can say, “Hey, it’s topped with Fritos,” and everyone knows where they stand.

Still. A burrito topped with Fritos. This bothers me in a way the KFC Double Down doesn’t.

Dec
27

Light posting this week, and mostly meta.

The top posts this week, in terms of directing traffic to this site, were:

* My review of Scott Pilgirm vs The World, which I titled with the opening lyric of a catchy song from the movie and got a lot of Google traffic that way;

* My recap of Chuck Palahniuk’s keynote from Muse and the Marketplace, which Grub Street linked to from their newsletter;

* A Highly Critical Review of the First 1:30 of NBC’s Supertrain, which some dear cited as a source on Wikipedia;

* And my review of Stop Making Sense, which Ilkka K. linked to from Fourth Checkraise (dude, come back, we miss you).

Those four posts accounted for about 17% of my traffic this year. Three of them benefited from links from more popular sources, and one from a keyword-rich title. Who says SEO doesn’t matter?

Dec
24
Posted by Perich at 7:00 am

My Christmas gift to you: some of the blogs I like to read.

Whatever It Is, I’m Against It: Droll recaps of news headlines, Presidential press conferences and other items of world import. Also features the “Today -100″ segment, which offers commentary on what was happening a century ago today as reported by the New York Times.

December 23, 1910: Members of the Chinese National Assembly are demanding a reduction in the production of opium and a ban on its importation from India. The British government is trying to prevent these “sentimental” measures which threaten state revenues in India, and they did after all fight the Opium Wars to force open the Chinese opium market.

The Kill Zone: A panel of five thriller authors talks about the writing process and the business of selling a novel. A great place to get writing advice from published authors, and the variety of tones keeps things interesting.

Futility Closet: Historical trivia, math puzzles, riddles and the occasional bit of doggerel. It’s like one of those collections of “fun facts!” you read as a child, but meant for grown-ups. And digital. And free.

Joel Grus doesn’t update his blog as often as he used to (SHAME!) but I know that’s because he’s working on another book. His first one, Your Religion is False, is a hilarious tour of world religions and theological thought. His next one might not be quite as side-splitting, but I’m looking forward to it anyway.

If you want to read someone who posts more often, check out my friend Shannon at I Once Was. Shannon has been going through her LiveJournal entries from eight years ago, back when she was still in school. She updates us on what’s happened since then, in addition to critiquing her teenage self on language, tone and attitude. I don’t have the stones to do that myself (although you’re welcome to take a crack at it), and I definitely wouldn’t be as funny if I tried. Shannon’s touching and hilarious; give her a read.

If you want some good artistic analysis and criticism, check out Scott Erik Kaufman or Todd Alcott. Kaufman teaches a class on visual rhetoric, particularly as seen in movies and graphic novels. He also talks politics on occasion. Alcott’s a screenwriter who’s great on doing arc-by-arc breakdowns of contemporary and classic films.

Most of the other blogs I read regularly – IOZ, Popehat, Bruce Schneier, Mimi Smartypants, and many others – are big enough that I don’t need to recommend them. But they’re worth checking out, too.

There. That’s my Christmas gift to you. It’s not much, but we never said we’d be getting things for each other so I didn’t want to make you feel awkward.

First up, I’ve got a new post on Overthinking It, interpreting the first season of The Walking Dead in light of social contract theory:

Locke’s social contract, and Shane’s, hinges on reason. People emerge from the state of nature because, as rational creatures, they see a value to it. An established tradition of how to trade, how to handle differences and when to fight makes life easier for everyone. Locke presumes that a society emerges from the state of nature once enough people recognize those benefits.

Shane wants people to recognize those benefits, too. When Jim snaps and begins digging mass graves, Shane spends a long time trying to talk him down. He doesn’t get violent until Jim provokes him, swinging the shovel like a weapon. He’s the man with the gun, and (until Rick shows up) the only man with a badge. But he doesn’t bark orders.

Second, a couple great news items crossed my plane yesterday. c/o Bruce Schneier, there’s this post from Emergent Chaos on whether the TSA is properly modeling threats:

Half of getting the right answer is asking the right questions. If the question the President is hearing is “what can we do to protect against the threat that we saw in the Christmas day bombing (attempt)” then there are three possible interpretations. First is that the right question is being asked at a technical level, and the wrong question is being asked at the top. Second, the wrong questions are being asked up and down the line. Third is that the wrong question is being asked at the top, but it’s the right question for a TSA Administrator who wants to be able to testify before Congress that “everything possible was done.”

Then, from the New York Times, an example of a law with wholesome intentions and unintended consequences:

Defaulting [home-]owners saw television commercials or heard radio ads where a lawyer promised relief. They handed over a few thousand dollars and heard no more.

Two years ago, the state bar association had seven complaints of misconduct in loan modifications. By March 2009, there were more than 100 complaints, and a task force was formed to deal with the problem. Soon, there were thousands of complaints.

[...]

Under [a new] measure, passed overwhelmingly by the State Legislature and backed by the state bar association, lawyers who work on loan modifications cannot receive any money until the work is complete. The bar association says that under the law, clients cannot put retainers in trust accounts.

The law, which has few parallels in other states, was devised to eliminate swindles in which modification firms made promises about what their lawyers could do, charged hefty fees and then disappeared. But foreclosure specialists say there has been an unintended consequence: the honest lawyers can no longer afford to assist Ms. Bell and all the others who feel helpless before lenders that they see as elusive, unyielding and skilled at losing paperwork.

[...]

The problem for lawyers is that even a simple modification, in which the loan is restructured so the borrower can afford the monthly payments, is a marathon, putting off their payday for months if not years. If the bank refuses to come to terms, the client may file for bankruptcy. Then the lawyer will never be paid.

(I’m not sure why this isn’t a problem for the other sorts of law firms that take big cases on contingency, like mesothelioma chasers, but I’m no lawyer)

These two stories fit into a theme that came up in the comments thread of my Livejournal mirror of an earlier post. There, talking about the efficiencies of the free market, I made the point that corporations aren’t bothered much by diseconomies of scale. Sure, an individual company may grow too big too fast, slicing its profit margins too thin to support its overhead costs (a point Bryan made yesterday). But the competitor that knocks it off its perch will be using the same business model. If one inefficient behemoth loses ground to another, that’s not a ringing endorsement for the free market’s ability to strip away chaff.

Quoting myself here:

The presumption of a diseconomy of scale is that there’s something inefficient going on. If you think of a corporation as an engine meant to produce and distribute goods at a low price, then yes, it’s inefficient. If you think of a corporation as an engine to employ people and return value to the shareholders, then it’s irrelevant.

The stories above, about the TSA and California homeowners, tend toward the same point. The TSA is bad at finding terrorists and great at humiliating civilians. This is because the TSA is a vast agency whose purpose is to employ people, look busy and avoid embarrassing questions in Congressional hearings. The California State Legislature probably didn’t want to pass a law making it impossible for homeowners to find lawyers to represent them in foreclosure hearings. But they did, by producing a law that did one thing really well.

My point: you get the behavior you incentivize. Or, looking backward: you incentivized the behavior you got.

I haven’t entirely given up on my libertarian past, but years in Boston have definitely dragged me further left. Getting out of school has helped, too. I’d be hard pressed to say when exactly I crossed the line from “conservative libertarian” to, well, wherever I am now. The PATRIOT Act and the gradual Sovietization of a notionally free country was probably a key step. Learning that “feminism” isn’t a punchline also helped. Learning about public choice theory and economics certainly carried me along.

But if I had to pick the day I stopped trusting in capitalism to solve all ills, it’d be the day someone told me, “The marketing department’s worried that we won’t spend their entire budget this month.

There are a lot of pundits and bloggers out there who will tell you about how free markets produce accountability, match incentives to results and eliminate wasteful spending. I can point you to them if you’re interested. But very few of them punch a clock.

Her Red Umbrella: A high energy bedroom farce that benefits from excellent casting.

Her Red Umbrella follows five Harvard students on a tour of Europe, studying Romantic literature and learning more about themselves. One of them is a dorky archaeology student who’s always dreamed of traveling abroad. One’s a TA with a reputation for being a ladykiller. One’s an investment banking intern (or graduate? it’s not clear) who needs to be wrangled into cutting loose. And one’s not a Harvard student at all. The ancient allure of Europe works its magic on them until they find themselves in a comical string of circumstances, making idiots of themselves for love.

The dialogue is stiff and artificial at times, so it falls to the actors to make it work. Thankfully, this show is exceptionally well cast, with the bubbly Cara (Erika Geller) giving life to a rather stock type (the Manic Pixie Dream Girl). Cara is best friends with Justine (Lydia Barnett-Mulligan), a perfect comic foil, who delivers the most melodramatic lines with expert timing and pitch to heighten the play’s ridiculous energy. Once you get past Bastian’s (Noah Tobin) ridiculous French accent, you find a source of energy and comic inspiration: a frenetic muse who drags the story along with him during the slower moments. Ellis, the professor (Evan Quinlan), is one of those stock British types who only exists in Joss Whedon shows: adorable, flustered, poised and full of rhetoric. He’s a character, but he’s an entertaining character, and entertainment forgives all.

Casting the author of the show (Brian Tuttle) as a young writer who’s critically acclaimed but largely unknown is a bit on-the-nose (to borrow the unfortunate cliche). Sadly, he’s the least interesting character in the ensemble. Fortunately, Tuttle makes up in passion what the character lacks in depth. Portraying a hesitant character with verve and energy takes a lot of talent (and probably a lot of good direction as well, by 11:11 regular Robyn Linden), and Tuttle pulls it off. The story moves at a good clip, introduces plenty of interesting characters, and alternates between sentiment and humor with good pacing. Eliminating two scenes (the first and the seventh) would make the show perfect. But then, the moral of the play is that no romantic fantasy ever turns out perfect. Perhaps the show ought to be the same.

Dec
17
Posted by Perich at 7:39 am

I made it! Sorta.

Best Science Fiction / Fantasy
Nominees: House of Leaves; The Book of the New Sun; Singularity Sky; The Name of the Wind; A Princess of Mars; Across the Nightingale Floor; House of Leaves
Winner: The Book of the New Sun

sword-and-citadelNot even close. I have plenty of good things to say about Charles Stross and Patrick Rothfuss, both excellent at their craft. But Gene Wolfe’s daunting tetralogy is one of the few science fiction novels in the 20th century that has an undisputed claim to being literature. Not a literary novel that backs into the sci-fi genre (like Slaughterhouse-Five or The Handmaid’s Tale) but unapologetic genre fiction that challenges the boundaries of style, theme and narrative. As I mentioned when I finished it, The Book of the New Sun is better at what Infinite Jest tried to do than Infinite Jest was. Recommended for anyone who wants a challenge.

Best Mystery / Crime / Espionage
Nominees: The IPCRESS File; Bad Luck and Trouble; The Dante Club; Gone Tomorrow; Hostage Zero; A Little Death in Dixie; A Nail Through the Heart; Echo Burning; A Most Wanted Man; Vanish; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Winner: The IPCRESS File

A groundbreaking work. An excellent middle ground between the breezy fantasies of Ian Fleming and the rain-soaked existentialism of le Carre, Len Deighton’s unnamed spy navigates the bureaucracy of British intelligence, the conspiracies of foreign agencies in a Cold War and the occasional gunfight. He weathers it all with a cool facade that belies a nervous, analytical mind. Hidden in here is a great story about the way intelligence networks use and dispose of assets, plus some good clean writing.

Best Literature
Nominees: The Last King of Scotland; Siddhartha; The Secret Agent; Crow Lake; Infinite Jest; Blood Meridian; The System of the World
Winner: Infinite Jest

infinite-jestI have my reservations regarding this one. DFW is a genius with language, certainly, but this one could still be about two hundred pages shorter. Not every paragraph in here is an arrow at the heart. And yet the scope of what this book accomplishes, as well as its importance in the cultural landscape, combined with the fact that it’s genuinely good, propel it to the top of the pile. Not just an important read, but an engaging one (85% of the time). One of those books you have to read to understand the American experience.

Best Non-Fiction
Nominees: Ad Nauseam; A Distant Mirror; On Writing; Bird by Bird; Conned Again, Watson; Fortune’s Formula; Bambi Meets Godzilla; Stumbling on Wins; The Ascent of Money
Winner: Fortune’s Formula

A hotly contested field. But I can’t give it to A Distant Mirror because I’m not done with it yet (a shoe-in for next year; though). I can’t give it to The Ascent of Money because Ferguson, informative as he is, was too dry to really keep my interest (I’ve had this book since the day after I got my Kindle and have only just recently finished it). But Fortune’s Formula is incredible. Ignore the eye-catching subtext about the geniuses who beat Vegas and Wall Street. Fortune’s Formula is a history of money, communication and information in America, in both licit and illicit forms. Here’s the story of the gamblers who put the intracontinental wire service on the map; of cryptographers to whom we owe digital computing and the Internet; of mortgage brokers crashing the stock market (the first time). Here also is a story of gambling, investment and math. It’s all true, and it’s impossible to put down.

Biggest Surprise
Nominees: The Name of the Wind; A Little Death in Dixie; Siddhartha; Crow Lake; A Most Wanted Man
Winner: The Name of the Wind

I have very low expectations of fantasy fiction. I expect flowery prose, melodramatic pacing and inappropriate use of glottal stop apostrophes. The Name of the Wind surprised me with its serious stakes, its anachronistic tone and its tweaks to the nose of fantastic convention. It’s Harry Potter for grown-ups: the protagonist, a student in a magical academy, has to scrape together every penny he can, has realistic relationships with friends and coeds, and has no prophecy to coax him along. The sequel can’t come fast enough.

Biggest Disappointment
Nominees: Ad Nauseam; The Dark Tide; A Princess of Mars; The Secret Adversary; 61 Hours
Winner: 61 Hours

61 hoursAd Nauseam was a close one – a collection of unrelated articles that would be better served as a blog than as a paper book. But at least there was something useful. 61 Hours is Lee Child’s most flaccid thriller. Jack Reacher, its protagonist, is typically a man who uses guile, knowledge won through experience and occasional brute force to triumph over an army of foes (see Persuader; One Shot; The Hard Way; Bad Luck and Trouble, etc). In 61 Hours, Jack Reacher is a guy who wanders from scene to scene, impacting nothing. The plot unfolds without him. There’s a reason this is the cheapest Reacher book you can buy for Kindle on Amazon.com.

A few weeks ago, my XBox 360 sprouted three red rings on its power light. A quick Google unearthed some potential fixes that didn’t involve deliberately overheating a three hundred dollar piece of hardware: unplug the power cord from the XBox, then from its transformer, then from the wall, then plug them all back in again. This worked!

For a time. When the copy of Crackdown I bought at GameStop started freezing, I supposed it was karmic justice for defending their business practices. Then I replicated the error with a more reliable game. Sorry to doubt you, Gamestop!

I poked around the XBox website and discovered that my console was still under warranty for a red light failure. All I needed to do was print out a UPS shipping label and send it in. Finding a box big enough to ship the XBox in would be an issue for most consumers. But I remembered that I still had the original packaging. It was sitting next to the shelf of video games, right there on my kitchen floor. And people say stacking used boxes in my kitchen makes me look like a transient heroin addict. What do they know?

Via the service website, I could see when my box was picked up from the UPS drop box in South Station. I’ll also be able to see when it reaches its destination (Amarillo, TX), when the technicians start hammering at it, and when they give up and tell me the damage isn’t under warranty. This level of detail is pretty neat. I’ll bet it saves on customer service calls (“do you have my XBox yet?”) and keeps consumers more engaged in the process, instead of screaming in frustration at a flagship hardware release with a power failure so common that the warranty to repair it extends two years past the standard.

It’s not like I had a lot of time to play video games anyway.

The sales reps took us out to dinner last week at [redacted]. It’s a charming restaurant, in the style of a dinner club you’d expect from the ’20s. I imagine it does a great business with the Bingo-and-Jameson circuit. On a Thursday night at half past eight, with a thirty-degree wind whipping off the water, the place was vacant. The maitre d’ took one look at our party of twenty-five, blinked twice, and told us where to check our coats.

Our pricing manager ordered a lobster, complete with bib and a dish of drawn butter. My boss, sitting next to me, asked if she could eat the tomalley, the rich organ equivalent to the liver in a crustacean. The pricing manager, shrugging, handed a chunk of thorax to her. She took one look at it and frowned. “This lobster was pregnant,” she said.

I looked at the chunk of red meat, identical to the other chunks of red meat, between her fingers. “You sure?” I said.

“Look at the roe,” she said. “You can see where the eggs were. That makes it illegal throughout New England.”*

“You’re like the Columbo of lobsters,” I said.

Trivia like this will forever bar me from being a true “foodie.” I know how to open a crab with my bare hands and a knife, which preserves the meat better than a mallet. I know that tampering with another fisherman’s crab traps in Maryland is no longer a hanging crime**. And I know crabs taste great if they were caught that morning and have a sprinkling of Old Bay on them. But that’s about it. I couldn’t identify the parts. I couldn’t catch one. And I’ve never been on a crabbing boat.

Every now and then I need to be dissuaded of that notion of rural self-sufficiency. I bumbled my way through the Boy Scouts. I get bad allergies from tree pollen. I can’t navigate without a view of the sun and a watch. I’m a city boy at heart. Lobsters are meant to be served to me by men in dinner jackets, not hauled by me out of the sea in nets.

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* I’ve redacted the establishment’s name under the advisement of my attorney, since this is all hearsay.
** I’d advise against it regardless, as anyone with a supply of live crabs has a means of disposing bodies.