Periscope Depth

this is a message to the law saying we hate you

“Is that Roman Polanski?”
“Where?”
“Dancing on that bench over there.”
“You know, it could be.”
“What’s Roman Polanski doing at Phoenix Landing?”
“I don’t know, but don’t tell anyone.”
“Don’t tell anyone what? That Roman Polanski has RETURNED TO THE UNITED STATES?”
“Quiet!”